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I made a list of every Unus Annus video name. Posting this here because someone wanted to see it and a comment doesn't allow more than 1000 characters.
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November 15th - Unus Annus
(note- The Very Start.)
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November 15th - Cooking with Sex Toys
(note- 365 Days Left)
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November 16th - Purging Our Sins with a Net Pot
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November 17th - Hot Dog'd to Death
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November 18th - Making Our Own Sensory Deprivation Tank
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November 19th - The Good Kind of Cupping
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November 20th - The Bad Kind of Cupping
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November 21st - The Worst Kind of Cupping
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November 22nd - Ethan Will Be Kicked in the Balls
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November 23rd - Doing Each Other's Makeup in the Dark
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November 24th - Baby Hands Operation
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November 25th - Mark and Ethan Summon a Ghost
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November 26th - 2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition
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November 27th - Poopsie Sparkly Critters (a slime surpise...)
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November 28th - Play-Doh Thanksgiving
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November 29th - Helium Therapy
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November 30th - Drawing Memes From Memory
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December 1st - 1 Man 100 Accents
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December 2nd - An A.I. Predicts How We're Going to Die
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December 3rd - Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond
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December 4th - The Cubby Gummy Challenge
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December 5th - We Buy a Professional Hypnosis Video and React To It
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December 6th - Mark and Ethan Attempt and Escape Room
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December 7th - Ethan Destroys Mark's Van with a Bat
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December 8th - There's Still Hope...
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December 9th - Ethan Gives Mark a Viking Funeral
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December 10th - The Great Meat Mistake
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December 11th - Acupuncture Is NOT Painful
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December 12th - Floating in a Real Sensory Deprivation Tank
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December 13th - Mark Reviews The Impossible Burger But There's a Looming Sense of Impending Doom
(note- Paintball gun)
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December 14th - We Made Nude Pictures of Eachother
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December 15th - You made Beautiful Music for The Barrel... But Only One Could Win
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December 16th - We Had To Drink Each Other's Pee
(note- The first of the Pee Trilogy)
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December 17th - Ethan Explores Mark's Haunted Basement
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December 18th - Giving Away Our 1,000,000 Subscriber Gold Play Button
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December 19th - Ethan's Relaxing and Totally Normal Naul Salon
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December 20th - Taped and Afraid
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December 21st - What Was The Most Painful Thing We've Ever Endured?
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December 22nd - Donating Toys to charity w/ JackSepticEye
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December 23rd - Harnessing Our Dogs' Unlimited Energy
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December 24th - Santa's Mukbang (Drinking 1 Gallon of Eggnog)
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December 25th - Forcibly Turning Mark Into Santa Claus Against His Will
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December 26th - Preserving Ourselves In Wax
(note- JackSepticEye was also here!)
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December 27th - Beating Inanimate Objects to Death
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December 28th - Emotional Pain vs Physical Pain... Which is worse?
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December 29th - Duct Tape Crusifixion (Amy, Please Don't Watch This Video)
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December 30th - You Blink You Lose
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December 31th - 2 Grown Men Attempt the Presidential Fitness Test
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January 1st - We Took The Polar Plunge
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Janurary 2nd - Hiding Out Sins from Amy's Holy Peepers
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January 3rd - We Eat Bugs
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January 4th - DIY Bungee Jump (Please don't try this)
(note- Disclamer Song Origin)
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January 5th - We Have The BEST Thumbnails on Youtube and No One Can Tell Us Otherwise
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January 6th - Who Can Make Themselves Taller?
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January 7th - The Sensory Overload Tank
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January 8th - Recreating Ourselves as a Cursed Mannequin
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January 9th - We Took an IQ Test
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January 10th - Ethan Fianlly Becomes a MAN
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January 11th - Mark and Ethan Go Casket Shopping
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January 12th - We Take a Lie Detector Test to Uncover Our Darkest Sins
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January 13th - Learning to Breathe Underwater
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January 14th - Fixing Mark's Hole with Ramen but Every Time We Add Glue We Get 5% Closer to God
(note- The hole made in the video where Mark punched a hole in the wall)
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January 15th - Mark Steals Ethan's Face
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January 16th - You Breathe You Die
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January 17th - 2 Absolute Beginners Experience the Dancing Glory that is Salsa
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January 18th - DIY Geriatric Simulator
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January 19th - This Is How We'll Die...
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January 20th - We Cryogenically Freeze Ourselves
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January 21st - This is What Being Tased Feels Like
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January 22nd - What Happens When A Youtube Channel Dies?
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January 23rd - Bad Bad Beans
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January 24th - We hired a Real Hypnotherapist to Analyze Our Darkest Dreams
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January 25th - We Turned Our Bodies Into Art
(note- painting each other naked)
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January 26th - Mark and Ethan Lean About The Human Body
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January 27th - Mark Punishes Ethan
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January 28th - Strange (and legal) Things You Can Do With Your Body After Death
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January 29th - DIY Cheese
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January 30th - Hacking The Very Fabric of the Universe
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January 31st - Looking at Long Lost Memes
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February 1st - Discovering the Secret to Eternal Life
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February 2nd - Turning Mark Into an E-Boy
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February 3rd - Ethan Redefines Male Beauty
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February 4th - Professional Fire Cupping (Going Even Further Beyond)
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February 5th - An Extremely Sour, Not-at-all Sour Meal
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February 6th - Literally Eating Fire
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February 7th - Unregulated Axe Throwing
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February 8th - Literally Laying On Broken Glass
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February 9th - Making an Indoor Tornado to Flex on Mother Nature
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February 10th - Nutball: The Most Dangerous Game
(note- First of the Nutball Trilogy)
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February 11th - Becoming a Master of Mime
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February 12th - Discussing the Idea of Murdering Each Other bit It's Just a Joke and Definitely Not Serious Haha
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February 13th - Are We Already Dead?
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February 14th - Our Perfect (and last) Valentine's Day
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February 15th - Drunk College Party Simulator
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February 16th - 10 Strange Amazon Paroducts Ethan Bought Mark Because He Doesn't Know How To Spend Money Responsibly
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February 17th - Chickens Teach Us About Life and Death
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February 18th - 3 Big Boys Attempt the Kings Royal Fitness Test
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February 19th - Being Attacked by a Fully Trained Bodyguard Dog
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February 20th - Learning the Ancient Art of Chinese Archery
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February 21st - The Ultimate Trolley Problem
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February 22nd - Goat Yoga
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February 23rd - Edible Slime was a Mistake
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February 24th - Granting Acces Into Heaven's Sweet Gates
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February 25th - Long Hair, Do We Dare?
(note- With Marks Quarintine Hair, yes, he did dare)
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February 26th - We Wrote a Hit Pop Song in 30 Minutes
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February 27th - Mark and Ethan go on a "Drum Date"
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February 28th - Blowing Our Souls Into Some Hot Glass
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February 29th - Top 10 Worst Things Your Friend Could Possibly Spend Their Money On
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March 1st - Nutball Extreme: Taser Edition
(note- Second of the Nutball Trilogy)
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March 2nd - REAL Ghost Hunting at an Abandoned Zoo
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March 3rd - We Bought a Camera That Can Look Inside Us
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March 4th - Becoming the World's Greatest DJs
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March 5th - Who Can Teach Their Dog a Trick the Fastest?
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March 6th - Middle School Science Experiment Teaches Us About Life and Death
(note- Owl pellets)
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March 7th - DIY Chiropractor
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March 8th - Mark and Ethan Get Into a Fight
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March 9th - The Barrel - Offical Music Video
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March 10th - We Got Pepper Sprayed
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March 11th - We Give Each Other Tattoos Blindfolded
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March 12th - What Does Astrology Say About Our Friendship?
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March 13th - Mark and Ethan Get a Full Body Scan to See What Secrets Lay Hidden Within (and learn their body fat)
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March 14th - Mark Needs To Rub Ethan and Only His Mom Can Help Him
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March 15th - 2 Idiots Get Crushed by 18-Foot Giant Snakes
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March 16th - Beer Sauna: Turning a Portable Sauna into a Portable Hell
(note- The video where Pee Sauna was first mentioned)
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March 17th - Mark and Ethan Hunt The World's Most Wanted Criminals
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March 18th - Unus Annus Carves the Roast Beast
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March 19th - 5 Weird Apps That Predicted Our Death
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March 20th - We Tried a Labor Pain Simulator
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March 21st - Recreating the Miracle of Childbirth
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March 22nd - Mark and Ethan Are Now Fathers
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March 23rd - We Force James Charles to Run a Military Obstacle Course
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March 24th - Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces
(note- Start of Quarintine videos)
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March 25th - Reddit 50/50: Two Player Edition
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March 26th - Going on an Internet Scavenger Hunt
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March 27th - Having an Adventure In VR Chat Becuase We Can't Go Outside
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March 28th - Amazon Shopping for the Apocalypse
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March 29th - Whom Would Eat Whomst First in a Zombie Apocalypse?
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March 30th - Ultimate Youtuber Boxing Showdown
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March 31st - The Deep End of Omegle: Risky Boogalo
(note- This video was deleted for an unknown reason)
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April 1st - Where in the World is Unus Annus?
(note- Timer was at 401 days)
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April 2nd - Mark Builds a Pillow Fort for the Very First Time
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April 3rd - Mark's 1 Weird Talent Leaves Ethan Absolutely Speechless
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April 4th - Wikifeet: A Tale of 2 Tootsies
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April 5th - We Made Every YouTuber Battle in the Hunger Games
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April 6th - We Google Each Other to Find Our Darkest Forgotten Sins
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April 7th - We Played Mad Libs and Ran It Through Google Translate
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April 8th - Mark and Ethan Desperately Try and Nae a Single State in the USA
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April 9th - Speed Reading 1000+ WPM To Gain a Complete Understanding of All Human Knowledge
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April 10th - What is the Least Viewed Video on YouTube
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April 11th - We Found Websites That The World Forgot About
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April 12th - The Scariest True Stories on the Internet
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April 13th - How to NOT be the Perfect Boyfriend
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April 14th - Mark and Ethan Find The Lost City of EL Dorado
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April 15th - Mark and Ethan Bet Everything on a Wikipedia Race
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April 16th - The Creepiest Videos on Youtube
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April 17th - Help Us Break a YouTube World Record
(note- The birth of Norbert Moses. The video was called "Subscribe to Norbert Moses")
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April 18th - 2 Men 200 Accents
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April 19th - The Illuminati... Do They Really Exist?
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April 20th - Using Google Maps to Find the Lost City of Atlantis
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April 21st - Reading YOUR Scariest True Stories
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April 22nd - Mark and Ethan Take a Personality Test
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April 23rd - Will AI Soon Take Over Humanity As We Know It?
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April 24th - Running Internet Drama through Google Translate
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April 25th - The Secret Unus Annus NO-Touchy-Touchy Hand Shake
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April 26th - Two Male Men Judge Female Women on Their Beauty
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April 27th - Bored? Press This Button.
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April 28th - Don't Go in the Ocean... Ever.
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April 29th - We Explore the Most MYSTERIOUS Mysteries of our Wildy Mysterious Mystery Moon of Mysteries
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April 30th - We Looked at Unus Annus Memes
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May 1st - Is Mark a Masochist?
(note- yes.)
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May 2nd - What the Hell is a Pink Trombone?
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May 3rd - Professional Fetish Scientists Rank the Best/Worst Fetishes of 2020
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May 4th - Mark and Ethan Desperately Attempt to Feel Something
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May 5th - An A.I. Generates Out Worst Nightmare
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May 6th - Are Reptilian Humanoids Living Among us?
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May 7th - Like It or Not... This is What The New Human Looks Like
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May 8th - Eating Only Onions for 24 Hours: How Many Onions Does it Take to Kill a Man?
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May 9th - Unus Annus ASMR
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May 10th - We Attempted to Create THICC Water
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May 11th - Making Our Own Gravestones to Prepare For Our Inevitable Demise
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May 12th - How Tall Can A Human Get?: An Impartial Review by 2 Average Height Men
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May 13th - Mark Teaches Ethan Korean
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May 14th - Bigfoot is Real and It Ate My Friend
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May 15th - The End of Unus Annus is Almost Here...
(note- The Halfway point)
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May 16th - We Explore the Unus Annus Subreddit for Your Delicious Memes
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May 17th - How Big Can a Nuke Get?
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May 18th - How Much Caffeine Does It Take to Kill a Man?
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May 19th - Drinking Real THICC Water... How Bad Does It Taste?
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May 20th - We Played Strip Poker
(note- Mark lost so badly. Ethan also cheated on the first game)
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May 21st - Harnessing Our Yodeling Power to End the World aAs We Know It
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May 22nd - Mark Cooks Blindfolded While Ethan Guides Him Through FaceTime
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May 23rd - We Played the Newlywed Game While Consuimg That Which Will Kill the Other
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May 24th - DIY Boob
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May 25th - We Have the Best Bellies on Youtube
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May 26th - The Unus Annus Confessional Booth
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May 27th - DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2080
(note- Mark will be 90 and Ethan will be 83)
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May 28th - Only UNUS-es May Watch This Video
(note- Unus vs Annus. Most Likes to Win.)
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May 28th - Only ANNUS-es May Watch This Video
(note- Annus vs Unus. Most Likes to Win.)
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May 29th - Only Watch from 2:15 to 6:11 --- DO NOT WATCH ANY OTHER PART OF THE VIDEO
(note- Annus Won)
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May 30th - DIY Wine
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May 31st - Tearing a Phone Book in Half with Our Huge Manly Muscles
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June 1st - 2 Complete Amateurs Enter a Body Building Competition
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June 2nd - BLACK LIVES MATTER. Resources and How You Can Help in the Description.
(note- This video was 8 Minutes and 47 seconds of silence)
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June 3rd - Crushing Watermelons Betwixt Our Mighty Thighs
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June 4th - Morphing Our Bodies Into Superhero Poses
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June 5th - Reacting to Your Hilarious Green Screen Memes
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June 6th - Mark Teaches Ethan to Read with Hooked on Phonics
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June 7th - Ethan Roasts Mark of 15 Minutes Straight
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June 8th - There's Something Horribly Wrong with This Picture...
(note- When they made their own creepy photos)
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June 9th - Attempting to Build IKEA Furniture Without Instructions
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June 10th - Mark and Ethan Become United State Citizens
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June 11th - We Made Fanart for Each Other
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June 12th - Our Fans Try and Scare Us with Their Homemade Creepypasta
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June 13th - Recreating Childhood Photos
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June 14th - Will We Break the Boards... Or Will They Break Us?
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June 15th - Finding the Most Cursed Image on the Internet
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June 16th - Learning to Cry on Command to Increase Our YouTube Views
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June 17th - Pee Sauna
(note- The end of quarintine videos. Second of the Pee Trilogy)
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June 18th - Building IKEA's Hardest Piece of Furniture Without Instruction is Impossible
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June 19th - Becoming One With the Horse
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June 20th - The Ultimate Paper Airplane Showdown
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June 21st - Creating Mark FISHbach
(note- Origin of Mermer
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June 22nd - Leaning How to Lock Pick (FBI Please Don't Watch)
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June 23rd - The Most Dangerous Shave
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June 24th - Ethan Traps Mark's Soul in the Palm of his Hand
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June 25th - Bear Trapping 101: An Elegant Knot For An Elegant Beast
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June 26th - 2 Men In a Trench Coat Teach You How to Save Money at the Movies
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June 27th - Building the World's First IKEA Boat
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June 28th - Ethan Teaches Mark How to Swim
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June 29th - 10 Miracle Products to Give YOU the Thiccest Jaw on Planet Earth
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June 30th - 2 Dirty Boys Wash Their Filthy Mouths Out with Soap
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July 1st - Mark is Guilty. Ethan Has the Proof.
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July 2nd - Recreating Mark's Childhood
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July 3rd - We Put an Apple Watch in a Rock Tumbler
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July 4th - Dummy Thicc for Dummies | A Tale of 2 Butts | Pushing Our Butts Even Further Beyond
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July 5th - Reverse Engineering a Kite to Steal the Idea of Electricity From Benjamin Franklin
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July 6th - The Candy Bra Challenge
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July 7th - Mark and Ethan Look at a Puppy for 10 Minutes
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July 8th - Unus Annus Try Pole Dancing
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July 9th - This Is Hiding On Your Body RIGHT NOW.
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July 10th - Tasting Weird Food Combos: Pickles and Chocolate? Ice Cream and Soy Sauce?
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July 11th - The Unus Annus Space Program
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July 12th - The Egg Smashing Game
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July 13th - Can You Bake a Cookie from Cookie Dough Ice Cream?
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July 14th - Bleachus Annus
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July 15th - Dunking Oreos In Literally Anything But Milk
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July 16th - Preparing a 5-Star Meal for Our Youtube Famous Dogs
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July 17th - DIY Teeth
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July 18th - How to Escape from a Hostage Situation
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July 19th - Does This Magnetic Skincare Routine Really Work?
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July 20th - DIY Bed of Nails : OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T EVER TRY THIS
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July 21st - The Human Mop
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July 22nd - Can Sound Therapy Heal All Wounds?
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July 23rd - This Is The Most Dangerous Children's Toy Ever Made
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July 24th - Would Chica Save Us From Drowning?
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July 25th - We Do It Better Than Icarus Ever Could
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July 26th - The Beginning of The End
(note- 110 days left. Start of the Desert videos)
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July 27th - The Annual Unus Annus Dunk Contest
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July 28th - Ultimate Horseshoes
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July 29th - A Serious Conversation Under the Stars
(note- Last of the Desert videos)
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July 30th - Recharging Our Phones Using Only Brute Strength
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July 31st - 5 Products to Grow Your Patchy Beard
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August 1st - Mark Teaches Ethan How to Play the Trumpet
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August 2nd - Playing Cards: The World's Deadliest Weapon
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August 3rd - We Lubed Our Floor For a Sliding Competition
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August 4th - Breaking Glass With Our Screams
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August 5th - This is Goodbye
(note- 100 Days Left)
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August 6th - Mark and Ethan Share a Drink
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August 7th - The Wubble
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August 8th - Mark and Ethan Shave Chica
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August 9th - DO NOT TRY THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
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August 10th - Judging Your Terrible Unus Annus Ideas
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August 11th - Hydro Dipping a Baby
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August 12th - Popping Popcorn with a High-Powered Laser
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August 13th - Puberty Simulator
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August 14th - Grip Strength Test: Loser Becomes the Winner's Butler for a Day
(note- Ethan "won" but Mark never became his Butler)
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August 15th - Transforming Mark into the 8th Wonder of the World
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August 16th - Momiplier Teaches Self-Defense
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August 17th - Playing Children's Games in Total Darkness
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August 18th - We're Better Than Dogs
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August 19th - The Koala Challenge: TikTok's Intimate Couple's Trend
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August 20th - 1 Gallon of Jello Nearly Broke Us
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August 21st - Too Many Pickles
(note- The Video before the start of Camp Unus Annus)
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August 22nd - Pitching a Tent in the Woods But There's a Bear 15 Feet Away
(note- Start of Camp Unus Annus. Mark was Blind while Ethan was Deaf)
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August 23rd - How to Rescue a Cat from a Tree
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August 24th - A Bear Attacked Us in the Middle of the Night
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August 25th - How to Safely Bury Your Friend
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August 26th - Team Building for 2: Trust Fall, Tug-of-War, and More!
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August 27th - How to Start a Fire (except don't...)
(note- The infamous video where Unus appears at the window before Mark kills Ethan)
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August 28th - Mark's Outdoor Escape Room
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August 29th - Hunting HeeHoo
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August 30th - Was 2020 a Bad Year for Unus Annus?
(note- End of Camp Unus Annus)
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August 31st - Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) Massage
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September 1st - We Smell Every Smell
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September 2nd - How Many Slaps Does It Take to Cook a Chicken?
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September 3rd - 2 Boys 2 Poops
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September 4th - Mark Teaches Ethan How to March in a Marching Band
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September 5th - We Finally Drank Our DIY Wine
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September 6th - 2 Adults Take a 4th Grade Math Test
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September 7th - Making Snow Cones With Literally Anything but Normal Flavors
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September 8th - We Attempts Pottery Without Amy's Help
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September 9th - Can Plants Feel Pain?
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September 10th - How Far Can We Chuck a 16lbs Rock?
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September 11th - We Pierced Each Other's Ears
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September 12th - We Ate Dog Treats So You Don't Have To
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September 13th - We Accidentally Made an SCP While Amy Was Away
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September 14th - BEYBLADE NUTBALL
(note- The Finale of the Nutball Trilogy)
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September 15th - Making the Ultimate Unus Annus Burger
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September 16th - Making Soda With Literally Anything But Soda
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September 17th - Pee Soda
(note- The Finale of the Pee Trilogy)
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September 18th - Learning to Use The Force
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September 19th - Brick Soccer
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September 20th - We Attempt to Make Holy Water
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September 21st - Amy Sent Us a Mystery Box
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September 22nd - Mark Knows What Ethan Did...
(note- Ethan cheated on the Grip Test Video)
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September 23rd - This Video Will Never Make Sense
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September 24th - We Attempt to Make UNHOLY Water
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September 25h - We Will Churn Thy Butter
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September 26th - Ethan Teaches Mark Gymnastics
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September 27th - The Great Ice Cream Cake Race
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September 28th - Mark Teaches Ethan to Wrestle
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September 29th - Ethan Watches as Mark Achieves the Impossible
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September 30th - Consuming the World's Hottest Chip
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October 1st - This Video Went Completely Out of Control
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October 2nd - The 1000 High Five Challenge
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October 3rd - Bobbing For Apples But the Water Keeps Getting Thiccer
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October 4th - Mark Breaks His Nose On An Aerial Hoop
(note- Was the second time in one week)
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October 5th - Mark and Ethan Milk a Goat
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October 6th - Shooting Archery ON A HORSE
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October 7th - DIY Minesweeper
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October 8th - Literally Finding a needle in a Haystack
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October 9th - Drawing on Each Other's Backs in Total Darkness
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October 10th - This is For FUN and NOT a Fetish
(note- They were in black bags with a vacuum to such out the air)
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October 11th - Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming
(note- Birth of the Gongoozler)
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October 12th - The Painful Wolrd of Aerial Silks
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October 13th - We Bought Every Grinch Costume on Ebay
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October 14th - Pumpkin Taste Tier List
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October 15th - Learn to Jump Higher in 16 Minutes and 16 Seconds
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October 16th - Bobbing for Literally Anything but Apples
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October 17th - This Video is Completely Unedited
(note- This is the video where they shoved Wax up their nose and Marks got stuck)
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October 18th - Momiplier Tells Us True Scary Stories from Korea
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October 19th - Pumpkin Spice "Challenge"
(note- Similar to the Cinnamon Challenge excpet with Pumpkin Spice and don't do this please)
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October 20th - Mark and Ethan Build a Scarecrow
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October 21st - Preassure Waching Our Sins Away
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October 22nd - We Force Mark to Swin in the Ocean (HIS GREATEST FEAR)
(note- First of the Two Boat videos)
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October 23rd - Fighting Fish to the Deathin in the Deep Blue Sea
(note- Second of the Two Boat Videos
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October 24th - Cryptid Olympics
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October 25th - Phasmophobia in Real Life
(note- Ghost hunt time)
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October 26th - Edward Pumpkin Hands
(note- First Video in big spooky house)
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October 27th - Blood Bath
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October 28th - The Unus Annus Annual Costume Contest
(note- Second Video in big spooky house)
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October 29th - Ethan Turns Mark into a Werewolf
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October 30th - Ethan Kidnapped Mark
(note- Third Video in big spooky house. Ethan made Mark an escape room)
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October 31st - The Truth of Unus Annus
(note- Final Video in the big house. They open the Custom Coffin and change from their clothes into their suits. 13 Days Left)
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November 1st - Accepting the Truth
(note- They Accept they are going to die. They remain in their suits from this point onward)
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November 2nd - The Unus Annus Last Supper
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November 3rd - Being Brutally Honest with Each Other
(note- Mark cries)
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November 4th - Recreating Every Single Unus Annus Video
(note- 45 minutes and 11 seconds. Longest video)
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November 5th - All Our Video Ideas That Never Happened
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November 6th - Who's Cutting Onions In Here???
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November 7th - The 1st Annual Unus Annus Roast
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November 8th - God's Fitness Test
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November 9th - Saying Goodbye to All Our Guests
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November 10th - Everything's Legal If You're Dead
(note- Cooking with Sex Toys 2)
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November 11th - 7 Minutes in Heaven | 7 Minutes in Hell
(note- Ethan got heaven, Mark got hell)
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November 12th - The Unus Annus Annual Sleepover
(note- The final video.)
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November 13th - Goodbye.
(note- The final livestream.)

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Warning this is a long tale of many prisoners, starting with me, getting hooked on KKC while serving time. Also a tale of friendship and running a gambling empire behind bars as well as my theory that the games corners and spades are one in the same.
So I have a history with drugs and it got me on probation which ended me in jail several times bc I didnt quit. The legal system isn't great at getting ppl off drugs but it's super good at putting us nonviolent offenders in jail where private jails can make money from the taxpayers for keeping us locked up. I've completed my probation now and had my record expunged so it's all behind me now but here's the story of how I found the Kingkiller Chronicle.
So I was in jail and I had a super whiney older guy as a cellmate. He seriously wouldn't stop whining and crying about having to be in jail for 2 more weeks. I knew I would be there at least 6 months and I thought I was going to prison for a couple years after that since this was my 4th probation violation. Luckily the judge liked me and let me off super easy. Well my whiney cell mate had 3 books sent in. I didnt have anyone to send me books, write, visit or put money on my books. It sucked. I tried telling my cellmate jails not so bad, I'd been a bunch. It's mostly like a really boring camp with awful food. He was scared of the other inmates. I told him I'd protect him lol. Even tho I was new there were a couple of people i knew from other places and they'd introduced me to all the cool people and I'd made friends with the important ppl to make friends with. I did my very best to keep my short timer cellmate calm while listening to him talk about how he cant do 2 weeks while i had years hanging over me.
Then one day my cellmate does something extremely dumb. He went to the guard and said he couldnt take it anymore. That he was losing it. I'd warned him about this. Told him how they wouldn't take him somewhere nice and comfortable and hold his hand and make him some relaxing warm tea. The damage was done though and so they got him and took him to the mental health pod. The kind of place with such nice amenities as non stop 24 hour screaming, throwing and smearing feces as well as the unpredictable violently insane. Oh well. I warned him.
When he left he left his books though. Score. 2 of these books were junk but hmm what's this? The Name of The Wind. This looks cool. I'll give it a try. I was hooked. On free time when everyone's allowed out of their cells I asked some of the guys about it and no one had heard of it except a guy we will call H. H was a big guy and quite feared. I liked him and would sometimes talk to him about game of thrones, wheel of time, red rising and other nerdy stuff. The vast majority of ppl in our unit were terrified of H tho. He was big but it was more his attitude. I once saw him get into an argument with a member of the bloods. H challenged him to fight and walked over to a place where the guard and cameras couldnt see. The gang member was scared and said something about having to "talk to his people." H without missing a beat told him "bring your people!" He was ready to fight them all. There were like 4 or 5 bloods in that unit and H would've wrecked them. Aside from being bigger than any 2 of them combined you could just tell he was the last guy in there to mess with. He was like a modern day viking berserker. The bloods sent 1 of their ppl to go apologize to him. Was hilarious. Another reason everyone feared him was bc when he was in prison 3 men with knifes came into his cell to rob him of his commissary. He was stabbed multiple times but gouged one mans eye out and literally beat another to death by getting him down and punching his throat multiple times. He also didnt lose his commissary. H wouldn't talk about this until I'd known him for months. I originally heard the story from another guy who had been at that prison. When we were finally close enough for me to ask he told me the whole story, every detail, with a far off glassy look in his eyes and he showed me where they'd stabbed him up.
Anyway, he had read NOTW and WMF both and said they were incredible. Since we had discussed books a bunch I knew we had the same taste in them. I read NOTW on lockdowns and played a card game called spades on free time when we were allowed out of our cells. Spades is very serious business in jail and prison. Surprisingly H barely knew how to play and he was very bad. I however was as good as anyone in there. I was definitely a candidate for best player, if not best then top 3 for sure. I started teaching H to play well and training him to be my cards partner. Then something very sad happened. I finished the Name of the Wind.
The next free time I brought out TNOTW and gave it to H bc he wanted to reread it. I told him how empty my life had become since finishing it. He said "hold on" and went to his cell and came back with a brand new copy of Wise Mans Fear!! Even though he had read it he was such a bro he had his ppl send him a copy bc they'd send him as many books as he requested. I was elated. Those 2 books made my time so much better when I read them. I'd read straight from lockdown at 10 30pm until breakfast at 3 30 am then go to sleep after breakfast.
By this point H was a very good spades partner and wed taken to calling it "corners" like in the books. I think spades may have been the inspiration for corners bc they seemed very similar. After H finished Name of the Wind he asked if another fantasy book nerd could read it. I was happy to let them. From there the book traveled all around the unit with everyone loving it. Hardened criminals talking about Kvothe or how much they hate Denna. I once heard a member of the Mexican mafia explaining to his homeboys how badass Bast is and quoting what he told Chronicler. The "I'll make a game out of you" threat. It was crazy. If you asked around what the best book in the unit was the answer youd get was NOTW and WMF.
I finished WMF and it started making its travels around the dorm also. H had ordered slow regard for silent things but I didnt like it as much. Still glad I read it. H also started ordering this series called the Gray Man which i really liked but i had several of the gambling inmates come to me with an offer. They wanted me to be in charge of all the gambling for the unit. Basically I'd hand out poker chips and keep up with how much each person had lost or won. I'd make sure losers paid and winners got paid. Everyone recommends staying away from stuff like this bc if you get caught you go to the hole (the 3 before me were caught), ppl could lose a lot and then say they weren't going to pay so youd either have to fight them or look weak and once you look weak in there it's over for you and also you become the person with the most commissary items of anyone in the unit so you can pay the winners which makes you the very best person to rob, you are basically a 1 man casino after all. The benefit is every hand of poker played I earned 2 poker chips. 10 poker chips was worth a pack of ramen noodles/65 cents. These guys played poker for 8 hours a day 7 days a week. I made $25 to $40 worth of food every day 2 poker chips at a time.
I had no reason to hoard this stuff since i only had 5 weeks left before release when i got put in charge of poker. I also was slick with it. I was good friends with the 2 biggest meanest dudes in there and so if anyone acted like they wouldn't pay their debt I'd say "that's fine, I'll cover your debt out of my pocket and you'll just owe me but I'm going to send you to collections" then I'd point out H and the other huge guy "and if they have to go in your cell, beat your ass and take your shit they're taking everything. Not just what you lost at poker. Then they're probably going to keep doing it every week bc you cant stop them and you tried to fuck over their good friend (me)" everyone paid after that warning.
One day I even overheard the crips talking about "robbing the poker game" aka robbing me. This was laughable. By this time H and I were cellmates. There were only 3 crips in the unit and as H was fond of saying "none of them weigh more than 90lbs soaking wet that's why they joined gangs". I told them any time they want to run into me and Hs cell they were welcome. Just lmk I'll leave the door open. They later came and apologized and said they were just talking shit. Running the poker game was stressful but worth it. Myself, H and a few other ppl who looked out for me when I had nothing lived like kings with what I earned off the table. We feasted everyday and had unlimited coffee. I also helped out other ppl who didnt get any store bc they feed you dinner at 3 30pm and you dont eat again til 3 30 am so if you cant buy food you starve all evening and most of the night. They fed us very little and the food was only edible if you had to eat it to live.
I never got caught running gambling. A long time ago I learned the Masonic code that freemasons used to use bc I was a really weird kid (it's super easy) so I just kept my records in that. Not a single person refused to pay their debt to me (and risk collections lol) and I made sure winners were paid out at the start of each day. And I knew which items each player liked the most and made sure they got them. Previous ppl in my position kept all the best items and paid out BS. There was a fight once when one guy got paid with 2 bottles of water. I didnt accept bottled water and envelopes and dumb stuff like that lol. By the time I left 75% of the unit had read the kkc. None of us knew book 3 wasnt out yet so you often heard ppl saying they were going to get it as soon as they got out. Alas I said this myself. The rumor was that it was only out on hardback and we weren't allowed to get hardbacks.
Well that's my wacky story of how I got introduced to the KKC and it lead to me becoming great friends with the guy even the guards were scared of. Hes in prison now but I write him every couple of months. He was such an awesome dude bc he would say whatever he thought like "oh you're in that gang? I think they're all a bunch of pussies" and "oh you're friends with so and so? Yea I know him I beat his ass and took his dope. Knocked him out cold. Hope that's not your homeboy". I later found out he just didnt like most people bc he thought they were fake and scared to be themselves and always obsessed with appearing tough. He said my immediate willingness to nerd out about fantasy books showed I had no problem just being me and thats why he warmed up to me and not many others. I was the same book loving nerd in jail as out lol. He gets out in January. I intend to hang out with him. I still haven't broke it to him about book 3 lol.
Also let me clear up that with my history and all my trips behind bars I can definitely defend myself though I'm an average sized guy. I've never backed down from a fight in jail and always refused to show weakness but having H as my best friend definitely made life easier on me bc to fight me they would've had to have fought him also. He would tell ppl that he and I were brothers and it was us against the world. Kinda a joke since all gang members call other members their brothers. Also gang members have these intricate dumb secret handshakes so we made our own which was just doing a fist bump but as soon as our fists hit we would both put our thumbs up. It was dumb and really must've pissed off the gang members. Looking back I'm lucky he didnt get out before me or they wouldve beat the shit out of me hahaha unlike him I cant take on 3 or 4 ppl lol or 2.
It was really cool seeing groups of tattood up hardened criminals sitting around talking about how they'd break out of the jail if they could use sympathy and all kinds of crazy kkc convos hahaha.
If anyone knows how to play spades how close to the game of corners do you think it is?
Sorry if yall read this and considered it a horrible loss of time you'll never get back. Just wanted to share how I found these great books.
TLDR Went to jail and was given the Name of the Wind and loved it and it lead me to making friends that made my stay in jail much better and 75% of the guys I was locked up with read and loved KKC. Also how I ran an illegal casino in jail. Also I think corners and spades are the same games.

So...I’ve been having a tough time recently, and my friend was having a party for me at her house to cheer up (great friend) and i go over, and i have a habit of being the most stoned person at the party. so the second i get there i eat two edible cookies which everyone was telling me was a bad idea(but its fine it was a good time) and i was talking to my friends roommate (lets call her F) and F had another friend with her (J) I didn’t know J, but also didn’t know F very well either, F and J just kinda sat in their room together with the door closed so we could kinda tell what was going on eventually they both came out and wanted to play boardgames with us. I asked if they were a couple to which F said “ahaha no we are just friends” and J looked VERY upset. So we all knew no sexing was going on, my two freinds L and N were sitting there and N made a joke about playing strip poker to which J said “or we could just show nudes” (YIKES) we all kinda laughed and shrugged it off awkwardly. So J just got up and left, like wtf he didn’t even say goodbye lol, so after that we just started watching some youtube videos when the front door swings open. Remember im high as fuck so immediately panic and go to the other room...then i heard J’s voice, apparently he came back he just went and got a drink from the gas station. So i come out and start laughing and i said “haha you really scared the fuck outta me man” and right as i said that this random guy who i have never seen before walks in carrying two giant black boxes, mind you this guy wasn’t very calming to look at especially since he walked in and didn’t say anything to us. He set the boxes down and opened them, they were full of cards, board games, and a LOT of poker chips everyone kinda panicked and just went to the other side of the room (should have been a hint) and when i looked back F was sitting on the floor (super drunk) and J was stroking her hair like a james bond villain, i texted N these exact words “hey broskie what the fuck is happening right now?” And then i asked the guy who is at the time laying out playing cards and getting poker chips “are you like...turning this place into a casino?” And without missing a beat he looked up and me and said “i can be” so we all just sat there for a minute in complete silence. Then my fucking hero, L said to them “hey...im sure you guys are cool and all, but you cant be here you need to leave” and...they left...just like that, now most people would think its not a big deal just a little misunderstanding maybe...but what freaked me out, is when they left, we all looked over at F and asked her if she was ok...but instead of responding, she stood up, and immediately fell over on the couch, and then got up, said she was fine just very drunk, and then ran to her room....that was the last i saw of her, but the next day L told us she was fine so i guess all is well

I was playing some 1-2 this weekend at the casino after I had eaten a 300mg edible. Me and my friend thought it would be a funny experience. So I buy in for 100 and set that as my limit for the night. 10 minutes in I get up and go to the bathroom.
As I approach the poker table the dealer sees me and deals my hard. I then take a second to talk to my buddy next to the roulette table. When I sit down there's 3 limpers, one bet to 8 and one guy that has 3Bet to 15 in the small blind. I then look down at AA and 4Bet to 40 with around 100 behind. It folds round and the guy in the small blind shoves me all-in with AQ suited and I call. I take it down, but it's not mine quite yet, the guy stuffs all the chips in his pocket and says its not fair bc i wasnt at the table when the cards were dealt. The table is stopped for around 30 minutes and I was high as fuck and just wanted the whole shit show to end all the security were talking to him. So I said he could have the dead money that was in the pot but i want the 100 double up or he would essentially just be getting a free-role of me. He took the deal but looking back at it if he wanted me out of the hand he should have said before he called right?
If I wasn't high I would have argued my case more but I just wanted to enjoy my night.

1. A pair of chaps that make it impossible for dust or sand to get on the wearer.
2. A badge that makes anyone who sees you treat you as authority, for better or worse.
3. A cowboy hat that makes you invisible to insects, rodents, and other pests.
4. A revolver that smells of rum. The bullets "sway" towards the center of mass on a target to compensate for bad aim.
5. A cactus flower that never wilts and smells of prickly pear. Can be worn in one's hair for advantage on charisma checks.
6. Boot snakes - once per boot you can use a bonus action to say the command word and release 1d4+1 poisonous snakes. Boots recharge when you line dance for the rising sun.
7. Cigarillo: Smoking makes you cool. +1 to dex and char for 10 minutes following use. Chance of con damage and addiction that rises with excessive use.
8. A pair of boots with detachable heels, each of which is an extradimensional space. Each heel is enchanted to contain up to 20 pounds of material which does not exceed 2 cubic feet.
9. Canteen of Endless Sangria: An enchanted container that can switch between the sweet tasting alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverage. Always cool and refreshing.
10. Harmonica: Receptive parties will be much more likely to hear and believe your story up to this point if delivered in a rambling bluesman type fashion.
11. Scroll of Bad'n'Ugly: Rare incantation with one use. Suggests the subject form rivalry against your enemy but NOT team up with you. Fair chance their aggression towards you also raises.
12. Sheriff's Holster- While it contains a firearm, you may draw and fire the weapon as a reaction, when an enemy you can see draws their weapon.
13. Handcar of travel: You have to pump it to make it go, but it generates its own temporary rails. A party of five and their gear can fit on it for sure. You can steer it, but doesn't work all that well on craggy terrain without paths.
14. Ass Hat: A wide-brimmed straw hat with a magic donkey inside. You can dump the donkey out with a word or put the hat on the donkey to suck it back in. The donkey heals up if left in the hat more than a day and revives and reconstitutes if killed in a week. It's always the same donkey in the hat and it will remember abuse. It has the traditional donkey temperament, but if treated right will still make sure your drunk ass gets back home safely.
15. Scroll of cliff house: Cast at a very large rock outcropping to create a camouflaged stone and adobe house in it. The house is very small, but it is fortified and will have a fire pit, bed rolls, and stone benches. If aimed at a cliff, you'll get a cliff dwelling with a ladder you can pull up. (Within reason.)
16. Instant cholla: A despined cholla segment harvested from hell-grown cactus. Tossed on the ground, it cracks open and a 10x10 foot area instantly sprouts a near solid, interlinked mass of the worst teddy-bear cholla you can imagine, about 10 feet high. It will grow from any organic, ground, or stone substrate, but metal and water are no-goes. The cholla grown is mundane and can be cut down or burned, but standard cholla hazards most definitely still apply.
17. Wand of dust devil: Kicks up a pretty nasty dust devil. Indoors, the devil affects a 5x5 area and all above it for 1 round, outdoors you can maximize it if you so choose to get a 10x10 devil that lasts 2 rounds. The wand's range is 120 feet. The dust devil remains in one place or travels along a 50 foot straight line path of your choosing. Anyone caught in it loses concentration, is blinded until your next turn, and is stripped of anything susceptible to strong winds. Small and light items nearby the area of effect, such as hats and papers, may be carried away even if the dust devil doesn't directly hit them.
18. Cards of compelled duel: If you flash the ace of spades to another person and they see the face of the card, they must make a wisdom/charisma save. If they fail, they inexplicably feel compelled to play a gambling card game with you. If you offer some sort of stakes (e.g. rights to Glitter gulch mine), they'll feel the compulsion to bet something they see as about equivalent in value. There's no guarantee the inherently dishonorable will stick to their word afterwards, so you'd best draw up some papers first and get a witness. The cards can't be used in combat situations to keep enemies from attacking you.
19. Protective fetish: A coin-sized set of soapstone fetishes vaguely resembling animals which are kept in a plain leather pouch filled with corn pollen. Each one can prevent one natural 1 or curse from taking hold, but it then breaks in half and becomes useless.
20. Horsebreaker Buckle: A silver and turquoise belt buckle which shows a bucking mustang. If you can get on the back of a regular unbroken or wild horse and stay on for 8 seconds, it will be tamed. You'll also take half damage from horses.
21. Hella's Oxen Yoke: If it's 1848, winter's coming, and you need speed, rig this yoke to your covered wagon. It summons in 18 spectral oxen (inedible to the usual predators!) allowing you to move 60 miles overland per day on nice roads, probably tripling to sextupling the time you were making before. One problem, the oxen belong to a divine who can't stand to see his herd yoked for too long. Using the yoke for more than 12 hours at a time or more than one day in a row increases the cumulative risk of the oxen rampaging and smashing the yoke into irreparable ruin.
22. Rocky Mountain Oyster Pearl: A magical pink pearl found in the last place you'd ever look for one, usually discovered when young bulls become steers. Fixing it into a weapon or armor adds the equivalent of a +1 to it (so a +1 knife becomes a +2 knife, etc.). Weapons and other articles cannot be improved beyond a +4 in this manner (or whatever is balanced for your group.)
23. Winter Count: A buffalo hide that records the history of a family or tribal band. The chosen record-keeper adds a single pictograph symbolizing the most memorable event of each year. Studying a winter count that has been kept for over a hundred years may reveal a new spell as the glyphs become animated by the lives and memories of those around them. Winter counts are invaluable record-keeping artifacts and "die" slowly over time if separated from their family. That doesn't stop unscrupulous academics and private collectors from targeting them.
24. Rainbow Sheep: A curious variety of double-coated sheep with thin bladed horns whose fleece can be any color of the rainbow, dependent on which sacred mountain they graze upon. Their wool makes magical garments. Coveted by many, they are frequent targets of rustling.
25. A +1 whip that gives you advantage to animal handling and the ability to attempt grapples from 10 feet away.
26. The Spittoon Of Justice - This squat, bronze container holds the juices of a thousand cowboys. The user can toss the spit at anyone within ten feet to entangle the target. An entangled creature takes a –2 penalty on attack rolls and a –4 penalty to Dexterity and must make a DC 15 Reflex save or be glued to the floor, unable to move. An evil creature must make a DC 25 Reflex save. In all other ways, treat as a tanglefoot bag. The Spittoon Of Justice automatically refills with cowboy juices after 1d10 rounds.
27. A badge that, when used by a cleric as a holy symbol, extends the effects of Turn Undead to criminals.
28. A train ticket with the word Deuce written on it. Will be treated as a valid train ticket on any train, regardless of time, company or number of uses.
29. A covered wagon, typical in appearance, but with a massive and roomy interior for storage and living.
30. Spurs of Intimidation: When the wearer first walks into town anybody who can hear these rattling spurs must make a Wisdom save or be frightened
31. Speculator's monocle: Allows you to know the approximate value of any non-magical item or trade good you have identified.
32. The Injuns' Cursed Axe, When a local tribes person curses a creature's name and lodges this tomahawk in a post, the cursed creature's HP regeneration is reduced by half until the tomahawk is removed.
33. Poncho of the desert, gives the wearer advantage on all exhaustion checks in a Hot environment.
34. Sherrif's Gold Star that gives the wearer a +2 to CHA rolls of Intimidation and Persuasion. Only works for creatures of Lawful alignment.
35. Bandito's Bandana that gives the wearer a +2 to CHA rolls of Intimidation and Deception. Only works for creatures of Chaotic or Neutral alignment.
36. Dusty's Trick Canteen: With atunement gives the user a never-ending stream of clean drinking water. Any un-attuned creature gets a mouthful of sand.
37. Horse reins that create a telepathic link between the rider and the horse.
38. Silver spurs that grant a bonus on charisma checks when meeting someone new.
39. Cowboy hat that grants advantage on animal handling checks when dealing with cattle.
40. Horseshoes that don't leave any tracks.
41. A canteen that is always barely full of water. It's an infinite source of water but it only comes out in dribbles.
42. An automatic typewriter. It writes whatever you dictate to it.
43. A poncho that can absorb the impact of one bullet a day.
44. A knife that causes inedible/poisonous/dead plants to become edible when they're cut.
45. A wide-brimmed sombrero that always seems to hide your face in shadow.
46. An acoustic guitar made from the wood of a gallows. It never sounds quite right.
47. Trick Whiskey Barrel: Holds 2 gallons of whiskey and has a functioning bung hole (heh). Behind the liquid compartment, it has a hidden chamber that can hold a small sized creature.
48. Lasso of Witch Hair: Range 15 feet. You can use the Lasso to make a grapple check with advantage against a foe that cast a spell this round.
49. A gold pan that absorbs any gold it touches. Speaking the command word will cause the pent up gold to be expelled in a large lump of pure gold.
50. A tin coffee pot that refills itself with black coffee every dawn. Is enough for 5 cups a day. This does not function for water rations.
51. Easy Pete - A sentient warpick with the soul of an old prospector. The spirit's guidance gives advantage on rolls related to mining. Pete is a laid-back, neutral good soul. His only desire is to see the people he cares for happy.
52. A collection of totem poles that give boons to those who attune to it. Anyone who is attuned to it may use Wildshape once, only using the animal that was depicted on the totem they prayed to. After using this ability, you must attune to the totem once again.
53. Potions of Healing that look, smell, and taste like whiskey. They don't actually contain any alcohol.
54. A horse blanket that makes the horse wearing it immune to any environmental hazards. Extreme heat, wind, and sand are powerless against the horse. This effect does not apply to the rider.
55. Agave that tastes like pure honey. Rehydrates and heals the consumer.
56. Seeds that grow into a colossal Saguaro cactus that seems to part the clouds. It's about the size of a redwood tree, with needles as thick as a human arm in some places and normal sized in others. I wonder what's at the top...
57. Homemade frybread. Functions like a goodberry. Is pretty bland on it's own.
58. A tobacco tin that refills itself with 3 pinches a day. Chewing the tobacco gives you +1 to charisma checks to an hour after consuming. There is also a pouch version of this, refilling at a rate of only 1 a day instead.
59. A wagon wheel that functions like a shield. The wheel is attached to a gauntlet, allowing it to spin. The spin deals 1d8 bludgeoning damage.
60. A spittoon that smells of aloe. The contents are no less gross, however.
61. Yellow Dragon's Eye - A necklace that gives its user a breath weapon. The breath weapon is a stream of scorching sand, dealing 2d6 fire damage and 2d6 slashing damage and knocking the target prone if they fail the saving throw. On a successful saving throw the target(s) are not knocked prone and take half damage. This damage increases to 3d6 each at level 16.
62. Flint - A sentient sixshooter. The soul possessing the weapon gives +5 to any initiative rolls while wielding the weapon, as if he's eager to get out of the holster. Flint is a lawful good human who died holding the revolver, living as a sheriff in his mortal life. He'll either insult you or praise you for your aim. He always addresses you as partner or ma'am, depending on your preference. His main goal is upholding the law, even in death.
63. A vial containing fine gravel. If someone manages to drink, or eat, the gravel, they gain a one time use breath weapon, blasting chunks of gravel and stomach acid at their opponent in a 15 foot cone. This deals 2d6 acid damage and 2d6 bludgeoning damage.
64. A 1 cubic foot box that contains a block of ice that never melts.
65. Cactus Needles - Function like normal darts, but deal half as much damage and can be thrown up to 5 at a time.
66. A poker chip of returning: if lost in a card game will disappear at midnight and reappear in the purse of the original owner.
67. A cowboy hat that is so fashionable and dashing you get a bonus to charisma checks against people you are friendly with.
68. Model steam train. Can be set up on a looped track around your camp and acts as the alarm spell, sounding its whistle if any threats perceived.
69. A bandana that's a dusty black. You may summon a friendly dust mephit for one hour if you speak the command word. The summoning takes one action and appears as you coughing up a cloud of dust.
70. Bomber's Bandoleer: A bandoleer containing room for 5 sticks of dynamite. Every 24 hours, the bandoleer spawns 1 stick of dynamite, stopping when the bandoleer is filled. If dynamite on your person is put into the bandoleer, it takes up space on it.
71. A bale of hay that slowly regenerates over time. It contains 10 rations for animals, regenerating one rations worth a day.
72. A tomahawk that always returns to the owner's hand after throwing it. Retrieving the axe with the command word takes a bonus action.
73. A saddle that will slowly fit to any mount up to huge size. Resizing takes place over a long rest.

”You just had a bad accident. You’re a very sick man!
”Flattery won’t save you.”
Little is known about the history of the infamous madman known as the Joker, other than at some point he had a nasty spill into a vat of chemicals which permanently died his skin white, his hair green, his lips a bright red, and drove him insane, twisting his desire to make people laugh into a horrible, homicidal sense of humor. Now he continuously tortures Gotham City with an endless sequence of deadly pranks and gags thought up by one of its most twisted and dark psyches.
Strength

• Holds himself up in a corner with just his legs.
  
• Sends Batman sliding back with a kick.
  
• Kicks a man trapped in a giant card off of a dock.
  
• Sends Penguin skidding away with a dropkick.
  
• Crushes a toy cricket with one fist.
  

Speed/Agility

• Jumps from wall to wall, and avoids hits from Batman.
  
• Dashes off screen really fast.
  
• Grabs a guy the moment after he litters.
  
• Jumps from a telephone pole to the middle of an alley.
  
• Dodges attacks from Clayface while wearing a straightjacket.
  
• Leaps high into the air.
  
• While using Bane’s Power Infusion Module (which is not shown to boost speed or reflexes), blocks a missile.
  

Durability

• Hit hard enough that his sleeves rip off.
  
• Takes a hit from over a story up.
  
• Tackled through a roof and down a story.
  
• Tackles Batman off a roof, several stories down.
  
• Knocked off the roof of a building into a wooden beam hard enough to crack it in half.
  
• Kicked into a brick wall hard enough to indent.
  
• Falls a hundred or so feet into water where he’s electrocuted by two of his hand buzzers, and survived.
  
• Crushed under a number of metal pipes.
  

Skill

• Hits a rope dead on with one of his throwing cards.
  
• Moves around a rope using his feet.
  
• Easily escapes a straightjacket.
  

Weapons

• A Joker Gas gun, which paralyzes its victims and forces them to smile.
  
• Joker Putty, which makes whatever it coats easily malleable or rubbery and bouncy.
  
• Snake in a can full of Joker venom which recreates the effects of Joker Gas over the course of a day.
  
• Razor sharp playing cards.
  
• Explosive poker chips.
  
• An exploding rubber chicken.
  
• A grenade.
  
• A large mallet.
  
• A spring loaded boxing glove.
  
  • Strong enough to send two people flying back.
• Sharp gag teeth.
  
• Heel springs that let him jump farther.
  
• Extendable shoes, strong enough to crack asphalt.
  
• A pogo stick that lets him jump really far.
  
  • Doubles as an energy gun.
• A rocket propelled skateboard (with helmet).
  
• A handheld rocket launcher.
  
• A can of silly string rope.
  
• Knock out gas in a fake police badge.
  
• A gag flower full of Joker Gas.
  
• An acid squirt gun.
  
• An electric hand buzzer.
  
• One of Penguin’s umbrellas.
  

So it was my friends 30th birthday this past weekend and he wanted to celebrate in Vegas. I had a few tabs of Pimpit's LSD in my storage and really wanted to do it there. I am married with two young children so an overnight opportunity does not present itself very often to try and go out on an LSD journey. I poured over reddit for trip stories and advice. Surprisingly there were not a lot of stories of people doing Acid in Vegas and most advice said the usual, in a safe place, safe people, etc.
Saturday morning comes around and the grandparents pick up the children. With an empty house to my wife and myself, we dusted off our small bong and enjoyed a few bowls while we packed and got ready to go. Right before my cousin came to take us to the airport, I ate some chocolate weed edibles (aprox. 35mg of thc) and headed out. Flight from Burbank to Las Vegas is very short, 45 mins give or take. After an uneventful trip, we made it to theHotel (next to Mandalay Bay) to meet our friends in our room. Everyone else had flow in on Friday. The edibles didn't do much except give me crazy munchies since I had smoked so much earlier that day. We decided to eat some noodles off the casino floor at about 4:30PM. After putting in some baseball bets at the sports book, we hit the roulette table. An hour later, up $45 bucks and 4 vodka sodas, we headed back to our room to get ready.
Dinner was at Joe's at Cesar's palace, specialty in seafood and steak. I must of had insane munchies because I devoured all the bread on our side of the table, 6 crab claws, and a 20 ounce bone-in rib eye steak with all the trimmings. Everyone else had decided to share their 20 ounce steak and was shocked I was able to finish what I had ordered. Full and happy, we headed back to our hotel to go to the lounge. All my friends seemed a little intimidated to try Acid or had to drive home the next day so I ended up taking a full tab myself (I believe Pimpit's hit is aprox 270ug).
We went up to the Mix lounge on top of theHotel and the view was spectacular. The atmosphere there was probably not the best for coming up on Acid, the place was crowded, it was actually pretty cold out on the balcony, music was terrible, and everyone was getting hammered. I didn't feel like drinking any alcohol at this point so had some orange juice on ice. As the Acid started to hit on full blast, we tried to pay the tab. So I handed over my credit card and waited for the receipt. Someone brought my card over with a receipt of $2,800. I asked one of my friends to help me figure this out since trying to figure out a complicated tab among 12 drunk people peaking on acid was pretty terrible and very difficult. I was actually getting pretty angry. My friend was very drunk and was not much help. He kept saying it would work out and then change the topic to something irrelevant. Fortunately the host had switched receipts and brought out the correct one and everything was alright. We made it out of the lounge unscathed.
At this point I was able to carry on conversations, even though I had trouble following on what the actual conversation was. Some of my friends tried asking me how I felt, what was it like, even waving around looking silly. I told them to stop and just act normal. I remember telling them you would never call someone mid roller coaster and have them describe it to you in realtime... you wait until they get off and talk all about it after the ride was finished! They understood and let me be. The visuals at this point were not too intense, the usual wavy lines and movement of textures. The headspace was very intense. I had a good time interacting with people, just walking around, and watching my friends gamble.
It was pretty cool walking around the casino with all the different designs and artwork they had set out. Made sure I had my headphones with me and I hit the casino with my friends. This was probably 3:00AM. Most of my friends split up between the craps table and 3 card poker. I went to 3 card poker and sat down with my wife and a few of my friends. I ordered a few beers and they went down deliciously. After I went to use the restroom, I decided it was time to try and play some roulette. I wanted to just have my headphones in and play but a few rounds in, it ended up just me and a young man from Quebec playing. Not sure about what we were talking about but I kept remember him saying, "I know everyone in the US thinks Canada's health system is sooo amazing but we have our issues too." About the 6th time he said that, each time almost verbatim, I told him, "Nobody in the US talks about Canada man!" He laughed and said I looked intelligent. I responded by telling him not to mistake indifference for intelligence. I may have been sort of irritated since I wasn't really in the mood to talk and this guy wouldn't stop talking to me! It seemed like a very odd conversation. I was up about $25 dollars so I left the table. I was able to finally put my headphones on and decided it would probably be safer if I sat at a slot machine. So I asked myself, "If I owned this casino, which machine would I want to be rigged to win alot". I found a machine at the end of a row with a direct view of the cashiers area. Sat down and put in $40. Almost right away it doubled to $80! After about 20 minutes, I was content with leaving and my phone had ran out of batteries so I sat up and ran into my wife and friend. Both were very happy to see me and said they were worried that I was gone for so long.
We decided to head back to the room for a little bong break. Took two hits and remember seeing fractal colors raining in the smoke I exhaled. Changed into some more comfortable clothes and tried to go back down. But my drunken friend, the same friend who I tried to figure out the bill with at the lounge, started going on a tirade about the handling of the bill at the lounge. He stumbled and spit all over himself for at least 30 minutes. By that time, he had exhausted me out and I decided to just stay in the room and relax. It was 5:30AM at this point. My friend also apparently has terrible money managing skills, literal money managing skills as in he didn't know where he would put all his money! It was in this pants pocket, or hidden in this shoe, or in last night jackets. It probably took him 30 minutes to get organized and finally leave. I decided it was Dark Side of the Moon time so put it on, closed my eyes, and laid down.
I am not even sure I slept. I had fractal patterns dancing to the music and insane color visuals and stories play out as I listed to Pink Floyd. At times it even made me a little afraid, all the dark background laughing. Whether it was all the acid trip or dreaming or a little bit of both, after what felt like a few hours of traveling inside a series of abstract modern art pieces, I woke up or opened my eyes at 7:15AM. My wife and friend was not back yet. So I walked down to check on them at the casino. I found them at the casino floor with a lot of chips but hysterical.
Apparently they were playing 3 card poker all night. If you play a dollar on the bonus spot and you get a spades royal flush (Ace, King, Queen, all spades) you hit the progressive jackpot (about $3,600). My wife had decided to skip the dollar ante for the progressive to save for the waitress and that hand she hit the spades royal flush! They had grinded it out all night on the casino floor, gutting it out with Vegas. Finally, in the early mornings, they were given their chance at glory... they had an open fast break layup to win the game! And they fell flat. They had squandered their chance to win big! My wife started putting up the dollar ante every time after that religiously, I joked that it was futile! They had their chance, and it won't come again! She did win $400, to her a sad consolation prize. Laughed and told her in Vegas, even when you win, you still lose. The story of the entire situation was so funny it was almost worth them losing out.
As the Acid started to wear off, we got ready to go. A friend of mine who lives in Las Vegas was driving back to LA that afternoon so we hitched a ride with him. The birthday boy and my friend, the same friend who I tried to figure out the bill with at the lounge, were staying for 1 more night. The birthday boy had lost $4,000 and was not in a good mood. I told him to stick some xanax in my drunken friend's drinks to sedate him if he got out of hand.
All in all, it was a very interesting time. Had it's up's and downs' but I would do it again. Hopefully next time I can get someone to be my trip buddy!
Edit: Acid in Vegas ain't that bad!